Chomp Carl Hiaasen Quotes

#1. The first man who compared woman to a rose was a poet; the second, an imbecile.

Gerard De Nerval

#2. An inconvenience is an unrecognized opportunity.

Confucius

#3. In his own mind, it was never a matter of courage. But courage it was.

Carl Hiaasen

#4. I grew up a faithful person. I never lost faith. I prayed every day all throughout my life. But at some point in life, my faith became fairly abstract. And I lost this belief that we have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

Carly Fiorina

#5. I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.

Tucker Max

#6. As for me, this is my story: I worked and was tortured. You know what it means to compose? No, thank God, you do not! I believe you have never written to order, by the yard, and have never experienced that hellish torture.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

#7. Of course they don't function as gills, but five-week human embryos can be regarded as little pink fishes, with gills.

Richard Dawkins

#8. He could never care about you. He sees you in the same way they see all of us: ruthless, cruel and power hungry." He laughed callously. "I guess we're about to prove them right.

Heather James

#9. I'm interested in what it means to be an American. I'm interested in what it means to live in America. I'm interested in the kind of country that we live in and leave our kids. I'm interested in trying to define what that country is.

Bruce Springsteen

#10. The worst thing in the world when you feel broken is to have somebody coming at you with open-faced love. It becomes incredibly painful.

Jim Carrey