Chocolate Candy Bar Quotes

#1. You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

George Carlin

#2. The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.

Mitch Hedberg

#3. I think any movie star who refuses autographs has a hell of a nerve.

Alan Ladd

#4. I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.

Ron Ben-Israel

#5. All bad precedents begin as justifiable measures.

Gaius Iulius Caesar

#6. All good marriages are remarriages.

Carolyn G. Heilbrun

#7. All imperfections are forced upon the imperfect, so the 'perfect' can live content and oblivious.

Haruki Murakami

#8. The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.

Stephen Covey

#9. People who run away either have something they're trying to reach or something they're trying to avoid.

Jodi Picoult

#10. One cannot think well, love well, or sleep well, if one has not dined well.

Linda Weaver Clarke

#11. The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters

Antonio Gramsci

#12. You cannot be a true man until you learn to obey.

Robert E.Lee

#13. I think one of the worst things that happened to me was, you know, my voluntary fallout with my father. And then the greatest thing that happened to me was when I saw the light, and realized I needed to love him in a way that he could love me back.

Steven Spielberg

#14. I hated childhood, and spent it sitting behind a book waiting for adulthood to arrive.

Anne Tyler