Top 9 Chiow Radio Quotes
			
		    
                #1. Wine is not a magic serum of truth. It just silences that smart little voice in your head which advises against saying some dumb shit.
                David Alejandro Fearnhead
							 
            
                    
		    
                #2. Civilisation has, indeed, become a slaughtering-car crowned by a grinning effigy of Comfort, before which man blindly and voluntarily hurls himself in his own ignorance.
                Eugen Sandow
							 
            
            
		    
                #3. A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.
                Dave Barry
							 
            
            
		    
            
                    
		    
                #5. A bettre preest, I trowe that nowher noon is. He wayted after no pompe and reverence,   525 Ne maked him a spyced conscience, But Cristes lore, and his apostles twelve, He taughte, and first he folwed it him-selve.
                Geoffrey Chaucer
							 
            
            
		    
                #6. I may not always be offered work, but I'll always have my family.
                Audrey Hepburn
							 
            
            
		    
                #7. They've participated extensively in this conference and they are doing their best to help.
                Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. Any substantial tax reform would involve substantial redistributions of tax burdens and substantial changes in asset values, and you need some 'lubrication' (i.e., transition rules).
                Robert Reischauer
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. Depression is an illness that robs one of the meaning of life. Heal the illness. As the depression heals, enthusiasm, well-being, and a sense of life's purpose will return.
                Peter McWilliams