Chickens And People Quotes

#1. Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them.

Orson Scott Card

#2. The way to handle people is to treat them like chickens. Take away everything they have by plucking all their feathers and then throw them a few bread crumbs. They will then follow you forever.

Joseph Stalin

#3. Let people hide in their homes, caged like chickens. Cowards deserve no better.

Peter V. Brett

#4. We must at last put a stop to having people move into their quarters like chickens and rabbits into their coops.

Friedensreich Hundertwasser

#5. People don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can
just like mad dogs.

Mary Ann Shaffer

#6. Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her.

Yvonne Tasker

#7. Chickens, for example, were not people. You looked into a chicken's eyes and you saw the back of the chicken's eyeball.

T. Kingfisher

#8. One day we'll have a system that includes the rights of the people to make money and keep it, rather than a system where you can vote for the fox or the wolf, but there's no little box that endorses the chickens. Our time will come, you can be sure of that.

Stuart Wilde

#9. The secret knowledge is there's nobody home but us chickens. The Constitution was written by a bunch of regular guys who tried to get together and thrash out a contract under which they could get together that would keep people together.

David Mamet

#10. If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

Pamela Anderson

#11. If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.

Grandma Moses

#12. Sometimes people count their chickens before they hatch.

Paul Walker

#13. Pigs and cows and chickens and people are all competing for grain.

Margaret Mead

#14. People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.

Oscar Wilde

#15. He had learned this: Nothing that lived, nothing that walked or crawled or flew or swam or slithered or oozed - nothing, not one thing on God's earth wanted to die. No matter what people thought or said about chickens or fish or cattle - they all wanted to live.

Gary Paulsen

#16. The present Arab uprising didn't stem from Israel. The old guard is trying to keep down the young chickens. The old guard is better organized. They may win elections, but unless they have a solution to poverty, to corruption, to oppression, they will not last. I am with the young people.

Shimon Peres

#17. Some have ideas. You know how old chickens scratch and gabble. That's how the tales started, all the gossip, the wondering, all the things people said without knowing and then believed, since they heard it with their own ears, from their own lips, each word.

Louise Erdrich

#18. I was an "Omnivore." Like a lot of people, I didn't know any better. Then I read a couple of books. One of them was called How Chickens Are Raped Before You Eat Them. Another was called Hotdogs and Fingertips. I also read The Cow Feces Dilemma as well as Barf, STDs and Veal.

Demetri Martin

#19. People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

Karl Pilkington

#20. Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.

Sam Kinison

#21. The next day the stock market crashed. Hemmingway didn't quite understand what
it all meant, but from the way the white people in town were running around like
chickens without heads, she took it as an omen.

Bernice L. McFadden

#22. Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people.

Hunter S. Thompson

#23. Order of events had lately come to the English Crown and People, from a congress of British subjects in America: which, strange to relate, have proved more important to the human race than any communications yet received through any of the chickens of the Cock-lane brood.

Charles Dickens

#24. Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

John Cleese

#25. As a child. I grew up on a small farm, so I did a lot of drawings of animals, chickens and people. At the bottom of every page, I'd put a strange scribble. I was emulating adult handwriting, though I didn't actually know how to write.

Joyce Carol Oates

#26. I have a long history of being told I have no rhythm, and of people saying 'I've heard chickens sing better than that'.

Mary Margaret O'Hara

#27. Of events had lately come to the English Crown and People, from a congress of British subjects in America: which, strange to relate, have proved more important to the human race than any communications yet received through any of the chickens of the

Charles Dickens

#28. There are people out there with three jobs and small children. Being an actor is a walk in the park compared to working as a cleaner overnight. I'm lucky I'm not plucking chickens.

Anne-Marie Duff

#29. Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.

Eddie Izzard

#30. We were just country people. All my grandfathers had farms. They had chickens, cattle and tried to get by farming, for the most part.

Jeff Sessions

#31. People in Iceland are complete chickens in the cold. You think, "Oh, you must not be cold because you're from Iceland," but we're never in the cold.

Tomas Lemarquis