Top 13 Cheezburger Network Quotes
#1. I'd hoped taking her virginity in midclimax would make it easier, but I couldn't tell if it actually had. I mean, I had mirrors. I knew how big my cock was.
C.L. Parker
#3. No matter how little we think anatomy should matter to one's social and political rights, surely we can't pretend biology doesn't matter in sports. Surely there's a reason we don't let adults play in the t-ball leagues, and a reason most women athletes want their own leagues.
Alice Dreger
#4. 'Star Trek' is notorious for looting the more thoughtful work of writers for their striking effects, leaving behind most of the thought and subtlety.
Gregory Benford
#5. As yet too hungry and too clumsy for tenderness, still he made love with a sort of unflagging joy that made me think that male virginity might be a highly underrated commodity.
Diana Gabaldon
#6. GOP represents people, but Dems communicate better.
Newt Gingrich
#7. If you are alone & start loving Music, it means you are in with yourself.
Abhishek Rai
#8. When your dreams are reaching for the stars, there's no point in keeping your feet on the ground. Take a chance and leap!!!
A.M. Sawyer
#10. Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
Bill Cosby
#11. When you know what you like and what you want and you're able to nudge things in the right direction, that's more profitable than ever, because there's so much information out there. Everything's saturated. Tastemaker is probably the most overused word, but I still think it's important.
A-Trak
#12. Listen, I would say, this is not how I thought our lives would go; and may be we cannot find our way out of this alley. But there is no one I'd rather be lost with.
Jodi Picoult
#13. Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room ... can even bring things to a climax.
Demetri Martin
