Cheating Divorce Quotes

#1. I want to own this transition, not to simply swallow the shame of it entire. I will push for every little irony.

Suzanne Finnamore

#2. The abandonment came, and now this shabby bacchanal.

Suzanne Finnamore

#3. The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be.

Suzanne Finnamore

#4. I am not ready to think of him as either insane or evil, to consider in full how I could love and have a child with such a person. I am not ready to think about anything, except ways in which this may still be averted.

Suzanne Finnamore

#5. How do you know? How best to ensure his nervous breakdown?" I ask.
"Keep going," Christian says. "Just go on as if nothing has happened. We all hate that.

Suzanne Finnamore

#6. Irrationally, I think, Will You Marry Me? Four words. I Want a Divorce. Four words. I would like time to count the letters as well, but there is not time.

Suzanne Finnamore

#7. I feel incendiary, a wildfire. My spirit licks at the gates of a very elaborate, customized, and distracting emotional Hades.

Suzanne Finnamore

#8. I used to loathe ambivalence; now I adore it. Ambivalence is my new best friend.

Suzanne Finnamore

#9. Surprises, I feel now, are primarily a form of violence.

Suzanne Finnamore

#10. If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

Al Goldstein

#11. Delusion detests focus and romance provides the veil.

Suzanne Finnamore

#12. No one justifies lying, cheating, betraying, promise breaking, devastating and harming strangers. But we expect and we tolerate doing this to the one person in the world we promised most seriously to be faithful to forever: we justify divorce.

Peter Kreeft

#13. I travel back in time, falling back into what I know for certain, the historical data I cling to in order to not go mad, not assume I made a suicidal and well-informed error in marrying this man.

Suzanne Finnamore

#14. I review what I know once again, confronting the monolith now alien and almost unconnected to me: my marriage.

Suzanne Finnamore

#15. I have a new mantra, which I chant softly to myself: Oh My God Oh My God.

Suzanne Finnamore

#16. God is great and God is good," Lisa says. "But where are the Apache attack helicopters when you need them?

Suzanne Finnamore

#17. Yes. THANK YOU. And say hello to Judas Iscariot.

Suzanne Finnamore

#18. It had all seemed as inevitable as sunset. Instead it was the beauty of the sun glinting upon the scythe.

Suzanne Finnamore

#19. Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men.

Suzanne Finnamore

#20. Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid.

Suzanne Finnamore

#21. He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path.

Suzanne Finnamore

#22. I was steeped in denial, but my body knew.

Suzanne Finnamore

#23. Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

Suzanne Finnamore

#24. I love you as the mother of my child: the kiss of death.
Mother of His Child: demotion. I am beginning to see this truism: Mothers are not always wives. I have been stripped of a piece of self.

Suzanne Finnamore

#25. They feel life is for the taking, and that everyone deserves happiness no matter what the cost. I must remember these tricks if I ever decide to have my soul surgically removed.

Suzanne Finnamore

#26. I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple.

Paulo Coelho

#27. I know one thing about men," Bunny says with finality, leaving the room to check on A. "They never die when you want them to.

Suzanne Finnamore

#28. I played possum. I did this, as the possum does, out of fear.

Suzanne Finnamore

#29. The most surprising thing about breaking up is that you already know how to do it. Everything you need to know, you learned in kindergarten. Yours should always be better than his (especially when it comes to lawyers).

Brandi Glanville

#30. I feel angry but not homocidal; this may be unlooked-for progress.

Suzanne Finnamore

#31. This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out.

Suzanne Finnamore

#32. This is much easier than when N left. Our son is unable to grasp and simultaneously turn doorknobs yet. If only this trick could be unlearned by men over thirty, many more families would celebrate Christmas together.

Suzanne Finnamore