Chaviano Towing Quotes

#1. If you're going to touch my wife, you'd better put a shirt on. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with my sister?

Kristen Proby

#2. The plan was simple. Once on the Plain of Idavoll, we were going to follow the immortal strategy of Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh and "announce [our] presence with authority.

Kevin Hearne

#3. a person who has already shown a willingness to cheat in a monogamous relationship may well cheat in a polyfidelitous relationship.

Franklin Veaux

#4. The artist, painter, poet, or musician, by his decoration, sublime or beautiful, satisfies the aesthetic sense; but that is akin to the sexual instinct, and shares its barbarity: he lays before you also the greater gift of himself.

W. Somerset Maugham

#5. I don't need any more press. I get enough when I work, but environmental causes is one place where you can get me to open my mouth. And put my foot in it if necessary. I think the only thing I do that gives me any bragging rights in terms of energy conservation is sailing. Just using wind power.

Morgan Freeman

#6. Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales and getting stuff for 50 cents. Cost a little more now, to look like crap.

Amy Lee

#7. There are so many heroes just walking around in everyday life. It blows me away.

Charisma Carpenter

#8. Thoughts are free and subject to no rule. On them rests the freedom of man, and they tower above the light of nature ... create a new heaven, a new firmament, a new source of energy from which new arts flow.

Paracelsus