Charles Stuart Calverley Quotes

#1. But what is coffee, but a noxious berry, Born to keep used-up Londoners awake?

Charles Stuart Calverley

#2. Sometimes you go up to people who look totally normal and then you talk to them for a few seconds and you are like, Oh I better get out of this, because this person is a little mentally unbalanced, and they are not going to get a joke.

Billy Eichner

#3. The auld wife sat at her ivied door, (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) A thing she had frequently done before; And her spectacles lay on her apron'd knees ...

Charles Stuart Calverley

#4. hand, rough seas could be an advantage to the fishermen; if they could handle the motion of the

K.A. Albury

#5. Silence is golden but too long a silence an imitation junk

Amit Abraham

#6. Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#7. It was right then and there that she'd realized there was no quota on misery for people, no quantifiable threshold that once reached, got you miraculously taken out of the distress pool.

J.R. Ward

#8. The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#9. Read not Milton, for he is dry; nor Shakespeare, for he wrote of common life.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#10. Because the moment you stop doing the very things that got you to the top of the mountain is the very moment you begin the slid down to the valley.

Robin S. Sharma

#11. But ah! disasters have their use; And life might e'en be too sunshiny ...

Charles Stuart Calverley

#12. I sit alone at present, dreaming darkly of a Dun.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#13. Precious to me - it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer ...

Charles Stuart Calverley

#14. Do you not listen to our daily meetings about the state of your lands?"
"Of course I don't. They're dead boring."
"Not everything can involve bloodshed, Annwyl."
"Can't you come get me when there is bloodshed? Otherwise just leave me alone to read.

G.A. Aiken

#15. Life is with such all beer and skittles.
They are not difficult to please
About their victuals.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#16. You are here, alive and awake and for whatever reasons you have fought your battles, it's time to start focusing on what strengths pulled you up when the entire world had knocked you down.
That's where the virtue in self grows.

Nikki Rowe

#17. Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung?

Charles Stuart Calverley

#18. Meaning, however, is no great matter.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#19. The farmer's daughter hath soft brown hair And I met with a ballad, I can't say where, That wholly consisted of lines like these.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#20. Chastity is a monkish and evangelical superstition, a greater foe to natural temperance even than unintellectual sensuality; it strikes at the root of all domestic happiness, and consigns more than half of the human race to misery.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

#21. I've read in many a novel, that unless they've souls that grovel
Folks prefer in fact a hovel to your dreary marble halls.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#22. Take action on your inspired dreams

Bernard Kelvin Clive

#23. we live for Life, so enjoy it.

Jan Jansen

#24. If there is anyone present here today who objects to this union, please take it up with the two armed federal agents who are getting hitched.

Abigail Roux

#25. I cannot sing the old songs now! It is not that I deem them low, 'Tis that I can't remember how They go.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#26. Hopes are plants, which need care, love, and irrigation.

Debasish Mridha

#27. Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy.

Charles Stuart Calverley

#28. The real world was never cool enough for anyone to accept a costumed supervillain. Which

Jonathan Maberry