Changiz Tolouee Quotes

#1. Holy Moses, if it's his natural scent, then he needs to bottle that spicy fragrance up, call it Orgasm, and sell it to the masses.

Elle Kennedy

#2. Who is to say who is the villain and who is the hero? Probably the dictionary.

Joss Whedon

#3. Second violins can play a concerto perfectly if they're in their own home and nobody's there.

Garrison Keillor

#4. you are, always were, worth coming apart for

Beau Taplin

#5. I would watch 'The Dukes of Hazzard' on loop. At one point I had 30 televisions in my bedroom and I would watch it over and over.

Seann William Scott

#6. If religion comes into the public square, it is as vulnerable as any other human institution to be pelted with produce. Ignorance does not become wisdom just because you gussy it up with the Gospels.

Charlie Pierce

#7. It is only in the case of the Priestly Code that opinions differ widely; for it tries hard to imitate the costume of the Mosaic period, and, with whatever success, to disguise its own.

Julius Wellhausen

#8. He had never known fear because, against any disaster, he had held the omnipotent cure of being able to act.

Ayn Rand

#9. I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.

Bill Burr