Certifiably Quotes

#1. Anyone contemplating world war is certifiably insane, no matter how calm they seem.

Vanna Bonta

#2. Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to live in a house with a wife and two daughters is, without any doubt, going to go certifiably nuts.

Steve Schirripa

#3. Americans are now certifiably insane. They are crazy. They are suffering a mass psychosis. They have lost their own ability to discern right from wrong.

Joseph Farah

#4. That chick is certifiably out of her fucking tree. -Isaac

Lauren Barnholdt

#5. Brandt Everett was certifiably crazy so far as Shawn was concerned, and to keep him under control they had to find something the man liked more than blowing shit up.

Abigail Roux

#6. He knew what the others thought of him. They thought him mad. Well, perhaps they were right. Brandt was mad. Well and truly mad. Gleefully, joyously, certifiably, insanely mad. But he wasn't stupid.

Abigail Roux

#7. He was nuts. He'd scammed the quarterly mental health exam and was certifiably insane.
Not that that's ever stopped me from sleeping with anyone.

Jordan Castillo Price

#8. Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!

Lauren Kate

#9. I started pulling gags on Al [Pachino]. That was the moment I realized that he was absolutely out of his mind. I mean that he's certifiably insane. I wouldn't spend a night in a room where he's at.

Johnny Depp

#10. The popular image that Hollywood is ruined by difficult prima donna actors is nonsense. They're certainly very nice to directors. I can't say the same about producers, who I found difficult, paranoid, and certifiably insane, mostly.

Nigel Cole

#11. To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum. Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are admitted.

Michael Shurtleff

#12. We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse

William S. Burroughs

#13. Lord, I desire to live as one Who bears a blood-bought name, As one who fears but grieving Thee, And knows no other shame.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#14. His eyes were the brightest, most unnatural blue I had ever seen, a toxic cerulean.

Courtney Allison Moulton

#15. Only God could save me from a certain deadly fate, and so rightfully, he sent the devil to rescue me.

Jennifer Loren

#16. You should always make it like it's your last film. That's my personal belief. Every filmmaker is going to have another belief. That's the only way I know to try to make a film that might be good. You got to take it real seriously like it's your last thing.

David O. Russell

#17. Sometimes I wish I was a beautiful machine so I could resist your kiss and not cry when you're mean.

Lana Del Rey