Celebrity Surgery Quotes

#1. When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.

Matt Groening

#2. She's got her God and she's got good wine, Aretha Franklin, and Patsy Cline.

Trisha Yearwood

#3. I was always told I was special. And I was also assured that I had a gift and a purpose.

Ashley Judd

#4. Humility is the armour that you clothe yourself with throughout your life. We demean each other rather than lift up ourselves.

Anthony Carmona

#5. Get a load of this one ... I heard that she actually thought paparazzi was the last name of one particular Italian photographer. Apparently she said something like, 'Who is this Paparazzi guy and why didn't they arrest him years ago after he killed Princess Diana?

Emily Giffin

#6. Things are about to get crazy.

Sawyer Bennett

#7. Caring about him was like trying to love a tree stump - a cold, mean-spirited paternalistic tree stump. With fungus.

Cecily White

#8. I wonder why the celebrities remodel themselves with plastic and then proclaim in ads to be ourselves! Well hellooo... Nice example

Gayathri Jayakumar

#9. Be creative enough to dream, brave enough to try, persistent enough to succeed, and humble enough to thank those who helped you along the way.

Elizabeth Parker

#10. Won't I be showing?" Libby fretted, looking from Julie to Paige. "Looking like a pillow smuggler in my wedding dress wasn't part of the fantasy, ladies.

Linda Lael Miller

#11. Life isn't always about logic and reasons - sometimes you just have to close your eyes and jump. Particularly when it comes to relationships.

Julie James