Celebrate Divorce Quotes

#1. Now we don't celebrate divorce, of course. But we see it as a personal tragedy, not as a scandal in our witness to the gospel.

Russell D. Moore

#2. This is much easier than when N left. Our son is unable to grasp and simultaneously turn doorknobs yet. If only this trick could be unlearned by men over thirty, many more families would celebrate Christmas together.

Suzanne Finnamore

#3. While I do not believe Ford was wrong to pardon Nixon, the timing of the pardon was premature and may have cost Ford the margin of victory in the 1976 election.

Richard Ben-Veniste

#4. I wish I had spent more time at the office.

Paul Tsongas

#5. Should we force science down the throats of those that have no taste for it ? Is it our duty to drag them kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century ? I am afraid that it is.

George Porter

#6. You lose the ability to trust anyone, to be touched, to grieve. Eventually, you are simply absent from yourself.

Andrew Solomon

#7. A volunteer is a person who can see what others cannot see; who can feel what most do not feel. Often, such gifted persons do not think of themselves as volunteers, but as citizens - citizens in the fullest sense: partners in civilization.

George H. W. Bush

#8. When were you going to tell me?"
He demanded. "Tell you what? That you can be a real asshole? How about right now.

J.R. Ward

#9. Adam was created, as it were, intoxicated with rejoicing toward God and was delighted also with all the other creatures.

Martin Luther

#10. Happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations ...

Dave Barry

#11. I stole a piece of the chess set on the first film. I took a piece of the treasure out of Bellatrix's vault on this film. And I've taken my wand and I've got my cloak.

Emma Watson

#12. Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

Janet Evanovich

#13. He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

Roy L. Smith