Caveman God Quotes

#1. The only difference between comedy and drama is that, in comedy, I'm going to utilize the tool of creating laughter to deflect discomfort and, in drama, I won't use a tool, but we're going to actually deal with the discomfort and see what comes out of it.

Romany Malco

#2. If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.

Barry Humphries

#3. I am the blood of the dragon. Do not presume to teach me lessons.

George R R Martin

#4. Gilles Deleuze believed that every society needed a madman so we could feel better about ourselves. I do my best to fill that role.

George Singleton

#5. He was a fat little man with short arms, short legs, a short neck, short nose, short everything in fact.

Guy De Maupassant

#6. My dad dragged me to a Bruce Springsteen concert as a kid. It was my first concert, but I fell asleep in the middle. My second concert was Weezer on the 'Pinkerton' tour, and 'Pinkerton' is the reason why I'm doing this.

Nate Ruess

#7. To be tempted is not to sin. The strongest attacks are made on the strongest forts.

Dwight L. Moody

#8. Many Americans who have suffered during a recession have had to cut their spending 1 percent, and they didn't like doing it, but they were able to do it to get their family's finances back in order.

Rand Paul

#9. I think that fact alone levels everything. Slapstick amazes me, the folly of humans today, the Ponzi schemes, giving birth to eight babies at once, it's amazing ... And I know, it's horrible to have your money stolen and all that, but those are amazing stories.

Laurel Nakadate

#10. Are you okay?" I (Cassie) call up to him.
"Um. Define okay." (Ben)
"Okay means you're not bleeding to death."
"I'm okay.

Rick Yancey

#11. I've come to the conclusion that people who wear headphones while they walk, are much happier, more confident, and more beautiful individuals than someone making the solitary drudge to work without acknowledging their own interests and power.

Jason Mraz

#12. Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

Natasha Leggero