Catechism Class Quotes

#1. I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar ... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.

Tim Allen

#2. the only things that came from the practice were foolhardy acts, ill-advised liaisons, and gambling debts.

Amor Towles

#3. Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.

Cesar Romero

#4. To me, there is nothing more soothing than the song of a mosquito that can't get through the mesh to bite you.

Madison Smartt Bell

#5. I like the fact that I'm living in the world rather than in a university.

Jay McInerney

#6. Live your life as if every day and every moment is a miracle.

Debasish Mridha

#7. Whether you are a Democrat or Republican, whether you are a liberal or a conservative, we know that neither this President nor prior Presidents of both parties did everything right or we would not have had a 9/11.

Chuck Schumer

#8. Well, our position, and our chairman has talked about this extensively, is that we had a lot of intelligence prior to 9/11. We knew that two al Qaeda operatives who ultimately participated in the 9/11 disaster were in the United States. We didn't find them.

Richard Ben-Veniste

#9. We need to take out the trash. As it happens, I have no intention of actually analyzing that data. Nor am I proposing to my son that we take a family outing to the trash bin. In many situations, people use the word we when they mean you. It serves as a polite form to order others around.

James W. Pennebaker

#10. God's love is perfectly free. It is not coerced by any of our good actions, nor can we lose it because of our bad actions. We are stuck with it and cannot increase-or decrease-God's love for us by anything we do or don't do.

Richard Rohr

#11. The first thing to improve society is not banning abortion, but making sure that everyone who had a child is in the best position to be able to rear it.

Caitlin Moran

#12. Be stingy with your money! Don't splurge at the mall - and definitely don't give it to your boyfriend!

Kimora Lee Simmons