Cat Litter Quotes

#1. I could have more fun in cat litter.

Douglas Adams

#2. Cleaning cat litter is an unpleasant daily chore for me, but the DuraScoop makes it much less unpleasant.

Mark Frauenfelder

#3. Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet!

Nicole Polizzi

#4. They suggested that if you really want to hold a koala but can't, just get a furry pillowcase and fill it with lightly used cat litter. Or tie a bunch of sedated raccoons together. Or maybe hold a dead koala.

Jenny Lawson

#5. There are worse things that can happen to an enemy of the state than Gitmo. Hate to say it, hate it to be the truth, but there it is.

Jonathan Maberry

#6. My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight.

Jenny Mollen

#7. Man must earn his life. Man must earn the right to walk through this world.

J.A. Cipriano

#8. The good teacher discovers the natural gifts of his pupils and liberates them.

Stephen Neal

#9. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, isn't war the most demented activity ever invented?

Mary Pat Kelly

#10. Underneath runs the main current of preoccupation, which is keeping one's nose clean at all times. This means that when things go wrong you have to pass the blame along the line, like pass-the-parcel, till the music stops.

Tom Stoppard

#11. I had always been told that you shouldn't clean the litter box when you're pregnant, because of your cat. And I think that is overblown - unless you have, like, three kittens in your house that are living outside and eating raw meat, this shouldn't really be a significant source of concern.

Emily Oster

#12. You smell like a litter box.

Jennifer Hotes

#13. I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

George W. Buck

#14. If you're under stress, your life is complex.
Simplify your life to reduce the stress.

Debasish Mridha

#15. 'Up in the Air' may be a glossy production sprinkled with laughter and sex, but it captures the distinctive topography of our Great Recession as vividly as a far more dour Hollywood product of 70 years ago, 'The Grapes of Wrath,' did the vastly different landscape of the Great Depression.

Frank Rich

#16. Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

Martha Stewart