Carpool Lane Quotes

#1. I'm sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I'm waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and there's a hitchhiker with a sign and it says, 'Pick me up, and you can drive in the carpool lane.' I got to tell you, he was kind of smelly, but he was a good conversationalist.

Doug Benson

#2. Reading is the basics for all learning.

George W. Bush

#3. In Christ are treasures that will require digging to the end of the world.

Thomas Goodwin

#4. You ran away from an adorable Irishman who wanted to se you naked?

Christine Warren

#5. Who hath not courage to revenge will never find generosity to forgive.

Henry Home, Lord Kames

#6. As for Mr. Pin and Mr. Tulip, all that need be known about them at this point is that they are the kind of people who call you "friend." People like that aren't friendly.

Terry Pratchett

#7. One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time.

Daniel J. Goor

#8. You were thinking you had a chance to do what you always do," said James with kindness I didn't deserve. "You were going to give yourself up in order to save the people you love. It's a bit of a problem with you, you know.

Aimee Carter

#9. A problem of the soul, a heaviness of the heart, a darkness of the conscience

Yann Martel

#10. I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.

Margaret Cho

#11. Received through the years. But Harriet had passed on the

Carolyn Brown