Carl Barron Quotes

#1. Put down that map and get wonderfully lost.

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#2. as far as your body's cells are concerned, healthy diets are all essentially the same, resting on the same Four Pillars: meat on the bone, fermented and sprouted foods, organs and other "nasty bits," and fresh, unadulterated plant and animal products.

Catherine Shanahan

#3. You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

Jerry Seinfeld

#4. I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

Carl Barron

#5. One can run away from anything but oneself

Stefan Zweig

#6. She had experimented with Wicca eight years ago, found that her spells did not produce the desired results of making her every bully bald and fat, and threw it in the corner of her soul as effete and impractical, as she had with a series of other theological outfits.

Thomm Quackenbush

#7. My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

Carl Barron