Caritina Mendoza Quotes

#1. As part of my misspent youth I spent too much time in the sun and every few months I have to go and have some basal cell removed from my own craggy features.

John McCain

#2. In every twenty-four hours there is always one which is full of anguish and self-pity and confusion and the desire to see other faces, but an hour passes quickly enough.

Tariq Ali

#3. When I was in high school I saw Steven Wright, a brilliant one-liner comedian, and I thought: 'That's what I should do; I should write one-liners.' And I did. My first album is mostly one-liners.

Mike Birbiglia

#4. Being a family in general is a comedy of errors.

Shannon Woodward

#5. I always went with my agenda, I just couldn't execute it.

Jackie DeShannon

#6. Some things you didn't give away, no matter how much you owed.

Joe Hill

#7. Take Jesus for your king, and by baptism swear allegiance to him; take him for your prophet, and hear him; take him for your priest, to make atonement for you.

Matthew Henry

#8. Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of valiant dust?

William Shakespeare

#9. Take the military option off the table - we have already seen it doesn't work.

Gerhard Schroder

#10. Quietness and confidence shall be your greatest quality.

Priest

#11. There she is," he announced in an almost sing-song manner, "my little devil lass, looking like a vision from Hell.

Kristen Callihan

#12. If you believe in making change from the bottom up, if you believe the measure of change is how many people's lives are better, you know it's hard, and some people think it's boring.

William J. Clinton

#13. Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me.

Mindy Kaling

#14. Every man is a creative cause of what happens, a primum mobile with an original movement.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#15. I get to do some kind of artwork almost everyday and it just so happens that I can pay the bills and support my family while doing it.

William Webb