Top 27 Car Alarm Quotes
#1. A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
Demetri Martin
#2. The crisis in America that we barely notice anymore is that we've become two nations - divided by poverty, opportunity, and race. It's like a neighbor's car alarm that we don't hear anymore because it rings so often.
Arianna Huffington
#3. Bloomberg does not support the measure to silence the useless and maddening car alarm: he would rather impose himself on people than on mechanical devices.
Christopher Hitchens
#5. I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block ... pretty funny.
P. J. O'Rourke
#6. Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.
Janet Evanovich
#7. If he leaves you with a car alarm heart, you learn to sing along.
Sarah Kay
#8. Every time you hear a car alarm, Ruby said, another New Yorker has gone to hell.
Tom Spanbauer
#9. All things change, for that is the way of the world we walk through.
Alice Hoffman
#10. Sometimes we need fellow radicals to remind us of what we, as writers, have set out to proclaim.
Michael Graves
#11. Socrates was a wise man. Surveying the goods on a market stall, the great one was said to have remarked, What a lot of things a man doesn't need!
Ruth Downie
#12. That was the beauty of horse stealing, though - you could always ride your stolen property.
Craig Johnson
#13. In Venezuela, when I was living there, crime was growing. You couldn't feel safe anywhere. You couldn't leave your car in the street because it would be stolen. You coun't live in your house if you didn't have a high-security alarm system, because you would be burglarized seven times a week.
Isabel Allende
#14. None so as those that will not hear; none so blind and those that will not see.
Nancy Holder
#16. I was in a peacetime army. It was like something out of a Le Carre novel: studying the habits of your enemy. It was very exciting. It's interesting living life as a civilian, then on Friday night you're parachuting into a foreign country.
Steve Truglia
#17. I told Pat I want to be him for Halloween. I almost got hit and I told Pat I should stop teasing him.
Tie Domi
#18. The alarm rings 4:45, again at 5, but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower, shave, orange juice, perk my own coffee, hear the news, and the CBS car arrives 5:30.
Charlie Rose
#19. We came from many roots, and we have many branches.
Gerald R. Ford
#20. Beau, will you please watch the entrance for us?"
"What should I do if I see anyone suspicious?"
"Kick a car," Iain said.
"Kick a car?"
"To set off the alarm."
"Gotcha," Beau said. "Good thinking.
Kirsten Miller
#21. Sometimes even feeling bad feels good. Negative emotions can feel so familiar (especially if they mimic our past) as to actually be comforting. Awareness is realizing that our life could always be better. Growth is doing what it takes to make it better ...
Danielle LaPorte
#22. A learned man is a tank; a wiser man is a spring.
Bill Vaughan
#23. As Cal Bocock sat in the back of the Astoria patol car, he realized his earlier feeling of hitting a low point had been a false alarm. He now fully expected he would die in police custody, in the hands of those he had been pursuing all these months.
Joey Ledford
#24. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim.
Elie Wiesel
#25. Incurably religious, that is the best way to describe the mental condition of so many people.
Thomas A. Edison
#26. So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?"
"Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I'm afraid the owner will try to get it back.
Janet Evanovich
#27. He made a noise of disgruntlement. It's a bloody picnic. Sit. Eat. Shut up.
Samantha Young
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