Captain Obvious Quotes

#1. It's a timeline!' Elysia exclaimed.
'Thanks, Captain Obvious,' said Ferbus.
Elysia glared at him. 'Thank you, Captain Overused Expression.'
'No, thank you, Captain Shut Your Facehole.

Gina Damico

#2. Thanks for that, Captain Obvious,

Katrina Abbott

#3. Thank you, Captain Obvious."
"I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious.

Karen Chance

#4. You're a pure, holy angel of goodness, and I'm Satan's evil whore of a daughter. So yeah, we can't work. Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. But we can fuck.

Larissa Ione

#5. Don't make me junk punch you Captain Obvious.

T.M. Frazier

#6. Hello, Captain Obvious. You two have been swiping at each other for so long, I figured it was only a matter of time before you realized that you're just two sides of the same coin.

Jessica Scott

#7. Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

Drew Carey

#8. Outer fire we need to cook. Inner fire we need to liberate. God's Fire we need to love.

Sri Chinmoy

#9. Gratitude is what you feel. Thanksgiving is what you do.

Timothy J. Keller

#10. Shouldn't you put the same amount of effort into your giving as you might for your for-profit investments? After all, philanthropy is an investment, and one in which lives - not profits - are at stake.

Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen

#11. The funniest thing is not who influenced me positively, but who influenced me negatively. I had such an aversion to what Busby Berkeley did; in my early formative years, I thought it was terrible. Now, I think it's wonderful. But then, I wanted to do anything but what Busby Berkeley did.

Stanley Donen

#12. I always thought that the badge a cop has was more like the shield that Captain America has. It's an obvious sign of good and something you'll protect other people with, but it will also protect you.

Judd Nelson

#13. Coming up with a good idea, with an insight into the way the world works that is really new and that you really believe in, is a deeply satisfying experience.

Paul Krugman

#14. the problem at this point is that there is a problem.

Captain Obvious

#15. Freedom means Freedom for the Group, not Freedom for the Individual. ( ... ) Men must not be slaves to other men, but they must be slaves to their group. For, if they are not slaves to their own group, they will assuredly become slaves to some other.

Liang Qichao

#16. We listen. We listen. We move. We sit. It rains. The sun comes out. (there stands a friend) We listen. We laugh. We share. We sit. We dance. It rains. There stands a friend. We listen. We share. We sit. We dance. The sun comes up. There. I stand, a friend.

Mary Anne Radmacher