Captain Cuttlefish Quotes

#1. A lot of people are like, "You're doing commercials?" And I honestly feel like those Sierra Mist commercials are better than a lot of sitcoms I get offered. It's hard work, and I'm paid a lot of money, and I do it because I love the soda.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. To me, when I think of New Age, I think of crystals and rainbows and platitudes.

Marianne Williamson

#3. I was in total shock. I work so close (to home) that I figured I'd return to work and the baby nurse would bring the baby to me, and I'd run home periodically, and I'd make it work. But every two hours? That's a whole other level. I'll have to make a nursery at the office.

Ivanka Trump

#4. One's story isn't a skin to be shed - it's inescapable, one's body and blood. You go on pumping it out till you die, the story veined with the themes of your life, the ever-recurring story that's at once your invention and the invention of you.

Philip Roth

#5. Nothing is more like truth than a lie, don't you find?

Jeanne Moreau

#6. I used to beg for auditions. Now, they're being thrown at me.

Alex Meraz

#7. Even rats want to get out of the gutter, Miss Barrow.

Victoria Aveyard

#8. If you can hit your 3- and 5-woods with confidence from the fairway, par 5s become birdie opportunities, and 420-yard par 4s are a lot less scary.

Ernie Els

#9. Its too hard to make a Lion Angry ... He really doesn't care what others do around him ... but if you do hurt His PRIDE ... He wont let you live another Day

Indrani

#10. Each man is the bard of his own existence. This is how he is joined to the world.

Cormac McCarthy

#11. I like the obvious statement, although some people might wish to think they aren't there, that they will go away with time.

Ralph Eugene Meatyard