Caplanskys Deli Quotes

#1. Screw you in the ass with an anglepoise lamp,

Hugh Laurie

#2. Telling the story is doing the work of justice!

Brian Forschner

#3. Never underestimate the ridiculous things that have been done in the name of religious-semantic obscurity.

Kate Griffin

#4. Trying to conceal a crime is like burying a seed in the ground.

Franz Grillparzer

#5. Everybody has mean little places inside himself.

Lawrence Block

#6. Don't make a hasty movement. Be like a mountain. Move silently and cautiously.

Yi Sun-sin

#7. The power to shape Oregon's future remains where it has always been - in our collective hands.

Ted Kulongoski

#8. She has failed. She wishes she didn't mind. Something, she thinks, is wrong with her.

Michael Cunningham

#9. In the world order, if the nagual dominates and not the tonal, then we'll live in times of fear and superstition.

Frederick Lenz

#10. All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that I didn't finish and maybe some old bicycle that I found lying around on set.

Christian Bale

#11. Programming language is very specific to instructing a computer to do a particular structure of a sequence. It's the very way you tell the machine what you want it to do.

Brian Kernighan

#12. If you can't talk about, write about it!

Tracey Reddick

#13. How the fuck did a mummy get stuck under our floorboards?"
Shaking my head, I smile. "I have no idea." I point toward the hallway leading to the closet between our bedroom doors. "Grab the explosives.

Khalia Hades