Canteen Cleanliness Quotes

#1. The implicit requirements of the committed relationship Joshua was pursuing with Kimiko assumed spending Saturday nights together for the purposes of intimacy.

Aleksandar Hemon

#2. She went at him like a nun briskly rubbing a pair of underpants against a washboard, full of pure vim and gusto. But no matter how sexless she tried to be, sex kept slipping in there anyway.

Charlotte Stein

#3. Don't accept the limitations of other people who claim things are 'unchangeable'. If it's written in stone, bring your hammer and chisel.

Peter McWilliams

#4. I don't think a woman has to act like a man to show that she has strength.

Little Richard

#5. Cricket fans all over the world probably have more in common with each other than with their fellow citizens.

Romesh Gunesekera

#6. Some people use power, whilst they are some who let power use them.

Moffat Machingura

#7. The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we could run was into the sea, and before we did that we might as well fight.

Golda Meir

#8. Her feet were killing her. And it made her imagine traveling back in time, hunting down whoever had invented stiletto heels, and beating the crap out of him.

J.D. Robb

#9. Possessing material comforts in no way guarantees happiness. Only spiritual wealth can bring true true happiness.

Konosuke Matsushita

#10. I want taquitos and a clown with no head!

Jhonen Vasquez

#11. Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but ... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?

A.A. Bell

#12. Great acting may be a turn-on, but it won't make me fantasize about the person for a week.

Sandra Bullock

#13. When you have no one to answer to, vendetta as investment strategy is as legitimate as anything.

Carl Icahn

#14. There are those nights wehn you're pushing thirty and life seems over. When you feel like you'll never tie up any ends and no one iwll ever kiss your lips again.

Robert McLiam Wilson