Top 40 Caliendo Frank Quotes
#2. Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.
Frank Caliendo
#3. I think sometimes comedians and entertainers and artists, sometimes they get onstage, and it's all for what they want to do. I think you still need to do stuff for the audience. They're the ones who are making it possible.
Frank Caliendo
#4. With Twitter, it's a little harder to tell jokes that somebody hasn't heard already. You have all these people out there sharing their opinions and telling jokes in real time, and by the time you get on, somebody's already done some version of what you're trying to do.
Frank Caliendo
#5. I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.
Frank Caliendo
#6. ESPN has so many characters, it's like 'The Simpsons.'
Frank Caliendo
#7. I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.
Frank Caliendo
#8. I have the distinct feeling I'm not in Oz anymore,' said Brrr.
Gregory Maguire
#9. I guess to be an entrepreneur you have to have a large ego, enormous pride and an ability to inspire others to follow your lead,
Ray Kroc
#10. If it's not impossible, you may as well try. If it is impossible, at least you'll find out why.
Ron Kaufman
#11. ESPN takes itself very seriously, but for some reason, I'm allowed to be the court jester.
Frank Caliendo
#12. When you can't go forward, and you can't go backward, and you can't stay where you are without killing off something deep and vital in yourself, you are on the edge of creation.
Sue Monk Kidd
#13. Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.
Frank Caliendo
#14. It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.
Frank Caliendo
#15. Most people want to be on TV as much as possible. I went up the ranks so fast because I was doing impressions, and nobody was really doing it when I started. I never got a chance to explore what's my comfort level onstage.
Frank Caliendo
#16. I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.
Frank Caliendo
#17. Then they saw a silvery-white orb hanging in the air in front of Lupin,
J.K. Rowling
#18. The enjoyment of work - to the extent that you have any - is likely highest in the first hours of the day when you are fresh, not tired, working on the most important things.
Emily Oster
#19. She cannot love, nor take no shape nor project or affection, she is so self-endeared
William Shakespeare
#20. I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.
Frank Caliendo
#22. Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
Frank Caliendo
#25. You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.
Frank Caliendo
#26. I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!
Frank Caliendo
#27. Fox does the NFL a lot like they program the rest of the network. There's sort of a locker room sense of humor that prevails. With ESPN, it's more like a pat-you-on-the-back kind of comedy. I mean, they'll all get on each other a little bit, but it's never mean-spirited.
Frank Caliendo
#28. Everything is awesome ... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team ...
Frank Caliendo
#29. People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.
Frank Caliendo
#30. She had opinions about everything, and she wasn't afraid to share them.
Nicholas Sparks
#31. I'm kind of the antithesis of a comedian. People that don't like me will agree with that.
Frank Caliendo
#32. When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.
Frank Caliendo
#33. Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot ... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.
Frank Caliendo
#34. I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.
Frank Caliendo
#35. Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.
Frank Caliendo
#36. Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.
Frank Caliendo
#37. Why not draw naked guys, just to be fair? Naked women is art, naked guys a no-no, I bet. Probably because most painters are men.
Laurie Halse Anderson
#38. If it's just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It's not really even about the impression so much. It's about the take and what you do with the person. I try to get a character across with the impression.
Frank Caliendo
#39. I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn't fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera - a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess.
Frank Caliendo
#40. A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause.
Tom Morrison
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