Butter Knife Quotes

#1. Coaching the Bruins is like going bear hunting with a butter knife.

Pat Burns

#2. What am I supposed to fight then with, the goddamned butter knife?

Ransom Riggs

#3. The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a butter knife

Lisa McMann

#4. If I go into a restaurant and the food sucks I feel so depressed I just want to carve it in my wrist with the butter knife.

Robert Sietsema

#5. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.

K. Martin Beckner

#6. What are you doing here? said Azalea, grasping in the
basket behind her for the butter knife. Her hand found a
teaspoon. It was better than nothing

Heather Dixon

#7. So you guys fought some Daimons, huh? Wish I could. Wulf goes nuts if I even pick up a butter knife. (Chris)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#8. I have the greatest picture of Ted [Danson]. That was a big caper: There was one person [opening] the door with a butter knife and another person kicking the door in so I could get a photo. He's decapitated, but totally nude. And he's really well-endowed.

Bebe Neuwirth

#9. Some years later, long after he and Megadeth parted company, Jay Jones was stabbed to death with a butter knife during-rumor has it-a fight over a bolonga sandwich. That's not funny, of course. But, if you knew Jay, neither is it particularly suprising.

Dave Mustaine

#10. You made your own jean shorts ... with a butter knife?

Richelle Mead

#11. I want to butter your bread, with my pointy butter knife. Til it's dripping off your bun, This salty elixir of life.

R.J. Lewis

#12. The morning after I'd dumped the Easy-Bake Oven on the guesthouse porch, I'd walked out of my front door and nearly tripped on the box on the way to my truck. She'd returned it with a butter knife sticking through the side, and despite myself, I smiled.

R.S. Grey

#13. You'd be surprised what I can do with a butter knife.

S.L. Wallace

#14. They wouldn't let her have a butter knife on her table, but they gave her access to this.

Sarah J. Maas

#15. After I published a paper showing that suicidal poets used pronouns differently from non-suicidal poets, a slightly inebriated poet threatened me with a butter knife at a party in my own home.

James W. Pennebaker

#16. The blade gleamed in his hand, making my knees go so weak that I had to hold onto the car. Even watching him use a butter knife on an unsuspecting piece of toast was enough to make my whole body burn, inciting an erection under the table that would last long past dessert.

Nicole Castle

#17. I have been mostly dull lately. Like a butter knife. And hoping to find, when called upon, something more in my arsenal than a butter knife. Unless my opponent is actually butter. Then that would be fine. Room temperature butter.

Bill Callahan

#18. They were a well-mixed bunch of men whose mental sharpness ranged from that of a butter knife to an overripe plum.

Annelie Wendeberg

#19. Words are like butter Rolling off my lips Cut like a knife And now I'm sinking battleships

Geri Halliwell

#20. I decided to make music again at a time when I couldn't have had more obstacles.

Marilyn Manson

#21. We imagine much more appropriately an artisan on his toilet seat or on his wife than a great president, venerable by his demeanorand his ability. It seems to us that they do not stoop from their lofty thrones even to live.

Michel De Montaigne

#22. Otrera, we meet at last,' he said. 'Dang, girl, you're fine.' Otrera's knees shook. It's not every day you meet one of your favourite gods. But she didn't bow or kneel. She was done bowing to men, even Ares. Also,

Rick Riordan

#23. Sometimes we enter art to hide within it. It is where we can go to save ourselves, where a third-person voice protects us.

Michael Ondaatje

#24. "She can't do Subtraction." said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife-what's the answer to that?" "I suppose-" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course."

Lewis Carroll

#25. You can't say A is made of B or vice versa. All mass is interaction.

Richard Feynman

#26. My legs are still eagerly parting like butter for a hot knife.

Julianna Keyes

#27. He would never need a knife to spread a pat of butter on his toast. That smile would quickly melt it.

Dean Koontz

#28. You chopped onions with a knife, spread butter with a knife. Yes, it could cause damage, but there were lots of other uses. There was only one use for a gun. Two

Anoushka Beazley

#29. I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

Rodney Dangerfield

#30. For several decades, I believed it was necessary to be extraordinary if you wanted to write, and since I wasn't, I gave up my ambition and settled down to a life of reading.

Diane Setterfield

#31. Don't touch that knife. YOU never need to be holding a knife ... I don't give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a spoon

Justin Halpern

#32. Nobody is more worthy of love in the entire universe than you. I wish I had reminded myself of that more.

James Altucher

#33. Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was white as leprosy,
The Nightmare Life-in-Death was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#34. Tolerance also requires a public acceptance of beliefs and values at odds with our own, beliefs and values that we may consider wrongheaded and even immoral. ... In this context, a morally passionate citizen becomes strangely intolerable.

Wendy Brown

#35. You can get through this. you are bigger than your pain, don't give up don't give in

Eric Thomas

#36. You can try to call it coincidence, but at the end of the day, there are 20, 30 things when you combine them all that had to happen at the right time in order for me to be here. That's why I call it a miracle.

Jeremy Lin

#37. Where I come from, we're more about efficiency,' he replies. 'A knife like this'll skewer food, smear butter, and slit throats all at the same time.

Marie Lu

#38. Lies belong in poems

Kenneth Koch

#39. It was a small church. No large cathedral towers overshadowed the purpose of the house of worship. It was a monument to faith rather than a monument to man's triumph over nature.

Richard W. Kelly

#40. Gretta sits herself down at the table. Robert has arranged everything she needs: a plate, a knife, a bowl with a spoon, a pat of butter, a jar of jam. It is in such small acts of kindness that people know they are loved.

Maggie O'Farrell