Bursar Quotes

#1. Willow bark," said the Bursar. "That's a good idea," said the Lecturer in Recent Runes. "It's an analgesic." "Really? Well, possibly, though it's probably better to give it to him by mouth,

Terry Pratchett

#2. It's probably a miracle of existence." "Like pickles," said the Bursar, happily. Even the Fresh Starters went blank.

Terry Pratchett

#3. Bursar?"
"Yes, Archchancellor?"
"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"
"Me? No, Archchancellor."
"Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.

Terry Pratchett

#4. I'm sure the Bursar would not agree with those figures," said the Senior Wrangler sourly.
"That is so,' said Ponder, "but I'm afraid that is because he regards the decimal point as a nuisance.

Terry Pratchett

#5. A dichotomy,' said the Bursar helpfully. 'Oh, I don't think surgery is involved.

Terry Pratchett

#6. This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.

Terry Pratchett

#7. Your brain can be your most powerful asset. But if not used properly, it can be your most powerful liability.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#8. If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.

Emily Bronte

#9. I'm in wheelchair, man. You gonna tell me I can't have my seeing-eye cat with me?

Amy Harmon

#10. That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed
he got a hard-on.

Karen Marie Moning

#11. Unleashing a passion can transform a life ...

Susan Cain

#12. The Necromancer's Tower squatted over the river like an incontinent titan.

Yahtzee Croshaw

#13. The American people aren't overtaxed. The government in Washington is overfed. The main difference between ourselves and the other side is: we see an America where every day is the Fourth of July. They see an America where every day is April 15.

Ronald Reagan

#14. World federalists hold before us the vision of a unified mankind living in peace under a just world order ... The heart of their program-a world under law- is realistic and attainable.

U Thant

#15. No trouble, no matter how great the trouble is, should prevent you from praying.

T. B. Joshua

#16. Everyday something new pops into my mind: I could do this next or I could do that next. I want to grow more and more and show people different sides of myself, whether it's different kinds of music, different kinds of movies, or different kinds of television.

LeAnn Rimes

#17. As a songwriter, you might write every day and throughout the course of a year you might get four songs that are really special.

Dierks Bentley