Burped Quotes

#1. Our two party platforms were emphatic about Jerusalem being the capital of Israel. For the Obama administration to remove this language from the Democratic Party platform drives a wedge into one of the few issues that our two parties agreed on. - Author: Paul Ryan

#2. I feel that students always learn more from each other than they do from their professor. They learn by doing and not by trying to soak up information from one person. - Author: Pauline Oliveros

#3. The humanist, who read too much, ate too much. He quoted and burped, and these two complaints were equally repugnant to his neighbor, a self-made aristocrat, Madame Lenoir. - Author: Marcel Proust

#4. Now you have people in Washington who have no interest in the country at all. They're interested in their companies, their corporations grabbing Caspian oil. - Author: Gore Vidal

#5. He wished Heath would have burped or farted. Anything to break the spell he had cast over Theo. - Author: Scotty Cade

#6. No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?"
Riley burped. "The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts. - Author: Eoin Colfer

#7. I wasn't one of those girls who got tiny hunger pangs when it was time to eat, then took a few sips of water, burped, wiped my mouth, and announced I was full. Hell, no. Carbs. Give. Me. Carbs. Give me protein. Give me chocolate and I'll be your best friend. - Author: Rachel Van Dyken

#8. It was understood that when I left to do the pilot that I wasn't coming back. - Author: Joan Van Ark

#9. But love must be aggressively translated into simple justice. - Author: Jimmy Carter

#10. Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke

#11. The Dolly's around here can't be seen to coddle a snitch's family
that's the always been our way. We're old blood, us people, and our ways was set firm long before hot shot baby Jesus ever even burped milk'n sh*& yellow. - Author: Daniel Woodrell

#12. Buddies didn't have touchable breasts or intriguing vaginas. Buddies were people you burped around and bragged to about other women. - Author: Victoria Dahl

#13. Ive them your faith, and they become confident, energized, and self-reliant. - Author: John C. Maxwell

#14. Ain't real big on fear. I tried it once, and well ... didn't like the taste of it. Burped it up for days afterwards and have no intention of doing that again.
-Jess 'Sundown - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. Don't do that? This is your sage advice?"
"Yeah." He burped and blew it out the side of his mouth. "Sorry, the burritos we had for lunch are kinda comin' back on me. - Author: Mary Calmes

#16. Anyone who stops learning is useless to more than just themselves. - Author: Zane Dowling

#17. How she loved a man who would fit his life around the seasoning needs of a fish. - Author: Susan May Warren

#18. She often had a temper that made a PMS-ing harpy going into nicotine withdrawal look like a chubby fuzzy bunny that burped daisies and shot rainbows out its ass. - Author: Amy Lane