Burped Quotes

#1. Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.

P. J. O'Rourke

#2. She often had a temper that made a PMS-ing harpy going into nicotine withdrawal look like a chubby fuzzy bunny that burped daisies and shot rainbows out its ass.

Amy Lane

#3. How she loved a man who would fit his life around the seasoning needs of a fish.

Susan May Warren

#4. Anyone who stops learning is useless to more than just themselves.

Zane Dowling

#5. Don't do that? This is your sage advice?"
"Yeah." He burped and blew it out the side of his mouth. "Sorry, the burritos we had for lunch are kinda comin' back on me.

Mary Calmes

#6. Ain't real big on fear. I tried it once, and well ... didn't like the taste of it. Burped it up for days afterwards and have no intention of doing that again.
-Jess 'Sundown

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. Ive them your faith, and they become confident, energized, and self-reliant.

John C. Maxwell

#8. Buddies didn't have touchable breasts or intriguing vaginas. Buddies were people you burped around and bragged to about other women.

Victoria Dahl

#9. The Dolly's around here can't be seen to coddle a snitch's family
that's the always been our way. We're old blood, us people, and our ways was set firm long before hot shot baby Jesus ever even burped milk'n sh*& yellow.

Daniel Woodrell

#10. Our two party platforms were emphatic about Jerusalem being the capital of Israel. For the Obama administration to remove this language from the Democratic Party platform drives a wedge into one of the few issues that our two parties agreed on.

Paul Ryan

#11. But love must be aggressively translated into simple justice.

Jimmy Carter

#12. It was understood that when I left to do the pilot that I wasn't coming back.

Joan Van Ark

#13. I wasn't one of those girls who got tiny hunger pangs when it was time to eat, then took a few sips of water, burped, wiped my mouth, and announced I was full. Hell, no. Carbs. Give. Me. Carbs. Give me protein. Give me chocolate and I'll be your best friend.

Rachel Van Dyken

#14. No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?"
Riley burped. "The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.

Eoin Colfer

#15. He wished Heath would have burped or farted. Anything to break the spell he had cast over Theo.

Scotty Cade

#16. Now you have people in Washington who have no interest in the country at all. They're interested in their companies, their corporations grabbing Caspian oil.

Gore Vidal

#17. The humanist, who read too much, ate too much. He quoted and burped, and these two complaints were equally repugnant to his neighbor, a self-made aristocrat, Madame Lenoir.

Marcel Proust

#18. I feel that students always learn more from each other than they do from their professor. They learn by doing and not by trying to soak up information from one person.

Pauline Oliveros