Burniston Garden Quotes

#1. I have cellulite, just like almost every other woman on the planet.

Kim Kardashian

#2. I have never seen an employee who jumps out of bed in the morning in order to create shareholder value.

Dov Seidman

#3. Every age, and especially our own, stands in need of a Diogenes; but the difficulty is in finding men who have the courage to be one, and men who have the patience to endure one.

Jean Le Rond D'Alembert

#4. If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don't have to aim very high.

John Kricfalusi

#5. If I could rub a genie and anything could happen? Truthfully, my other love, and this is a complete 180, but I'd love to do a spy or an espionage pic, like a James Bond movie.

Chris Diamantopoulos

#6. Hope for forces which you do not yet have.

Rahel Varnhagen

#7. Gabi glared. If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?

Cherise Sinclair

#8. It's not that I want to work for Williams-Sonoma, per se, it's just that you guys have the money and I don't.

FAXBoy

#9. Why was I led astray by a tiger brightness? Why did a false sun lure me so far from home? ... my eyes had looked at something forbidden and seen what they should never have seen, and now sight itself had gone out of them ... never again would I see the blinding glare of enemy eyes.

Anna Kavan

#10. Never invest emergency savings in the stock market.

Suze Orman