Bumbry Bain Quotes

#1. People say that time is a great healer. Which people? What are they talking about? I think some feelings you experience in your life are written in indelible ink and the best you can hope for is that they fade a little over the years.

Allison Pearson

#2. You been shopping? no i been shopping. well what'd you buy? i bought a piston engine. well how you going to cook it? you don't cook it it's a piston engine! well your not going to eat it raw are you? oh, i never thought of that ...

Graham Chapman

#3. The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

G. Gordon Liddy

#4. I don't host a show and go, 'Have you got my best angle?'

Cat Deeley

#5. You know what? From now on, I think I'm going to call you Mister Christmas.

Fern Michaels

#6. I could do without 'cool' publications calling me 'mom jazz.' But I laughed all the way to the bank, baby.

Norah Jones

#7. An anxious mind cannot exist in a relaxed body." Body and mind are inextricably related in anxiety.

Edmund J. Bourne

#8. I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow sh*t.

Mitch Hedberg

#9. The depressed man lives in a depressed world.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

#10. There would be too great darkness, if truth had not visible signs.

Blaise Pascal

#11. I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.

Jerome K. Jerome

#12. A massive new guest worker program hurts American workers ... If a guest worker program were to provide a path to citizenship, we would be rewarding lawbreakers with the greatest honor our country can bestow - citizenship.

Lamar S. Smith