Bud Bundy Quotes

#1. We had an episode where Bud asks his dad, I was named after the beer, right, Dad? And Ed ONeill, who played my dad, says, Uh ... Right, son! My theory is that Bud Bundy was named after marijuana.

David Faustino

#2. Do you know what a journalist is? Someone who hasn't written a novel yet.

Lavie Tidhar

#3. It's easy to be foolish ... It's dead simple, really. All you have to be is human and to allow yourself to do the human things, like fall in love with somebody when you know that there's no point and when you know, too, that it's just going to make you unhappy.

Alexander McCall Smith

#4. I believe a woman, in order to be a good wife, must be (among other things) both sensual and maternal.

Elisabeth Elliot

#5. No religious doctrine shall be established by law.

Elbridge Gerry

#6. The world is on fire, I thought wildly. See it burn and oh, my God, it burns for us.

T.J. Klune

#7. We inspire friendship in men when we have contracted friendship with the gods.

Henry David Thoreau

#8. False taste is always busy to mislead those that are entering upon the regions of learning; and the traveller, uncertain of his way, and forsaken by the sun, will be pleased to see a fainter orb arise on the horizon, that may rescue him from total darkness, though with weak and borrowed lustre.

Samuel Johnson

#9. I don't see the point of a Messiah who sends you to hell.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#10. In comics, we're all weird together. I can go to a comics convention and not stand out, even though I'm the only woman in a headscarf there, because the guy next to me has a beard and a Sailor Moon costume.

G. Willow Wilson

#11. I think it's okay to feel jealous, but it's how you deal with it that's the important thing. You have to be happy for your friends when they do well because you want them to do well. It's not a competition.

Carrie Underwood

#12. I went to Texas a few times for gigs and adopted the cowboy look. Every man, at some point in his life, goes through a cowboy stage - everyone! Well, at least everyone that I look up to!

Theophilus London

#13. Usually, an author writes a manuscript that is handed in to the editor. The editor will then work with an art director to find just the right illustrator for the job, and off they go. Many times, the illustrator and author never meet.

Tony DiTerlizzi

#14. I never advise anyone to sacrifice something else because of music, but then I don't see why they would have to anyway.

Mick Taylor

#15. I had my hearing aid fixed today so that I could properly hear you. I can't see as well. I now have - this has stopped me from smoking - a pacemaker, have for about the last 15 years. No, I don't like getting old.

Mike Wallace