Buccal Swab Quotes

#1. I gave him a mocking smile. "Come on, Jack. Don't deprive me of the pleasure of watching you donate a DNA sample. I'll even pay for it."
"That offer might interest me," he said, "if it involved anything more exciting than a buccal swab."
-Ella & Jack

Lisa Kleypas

#2. An opinion can be argued with; a conviction is best shot. The logical end of a war of creeds is the final destruction of one, and Salammbo is the classical text-book instance.

T.E. Lawrence

#3. The universe will not judge you for your actions. The universe will let you get judged by your actions.

Debasish Mridha

#4. RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

Ambrose Bierce

#5. Death has always been the first sign of European civilization when introduced in the Pacific.

Jose Rizal

#6. Understand, I had absolutely no interest in writing; I wanted to be a Writer.

Kate DiCamillo

#7. Hardship makes us to rely solely on God for help.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. I do it live on tape with a band. It's not like I'm doing electronic music with a laptop.

Lykke Li

#9. It is becoming more widely acknowledged that it is better to have a good constitution than not having a perfect one.

Romano Prodi

#10. When I'm standing in a stadium packed with 80,000 screaming fans, I can't just whip out my Bible before I run. That's when I start praying! It's so loud that I can't even hear what I'm saying, but it always helps.

Lolo Jones

#11. Well chosen words mixed with measured emotions is the basis of affecting people.

Jim Rohn

#12. It's impossible to have met the real Jesus and be indifferent. You either bow down in wonder OR go away offended.

Timothy Keller

#13. After graduation in June of 1984, I moved to Manhattan. My first stop was a psychiatrist, who in less than our first fifty-minute session again diagnosed me with depression.

Andy Behrman

#14. Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of its filling a vacuum, it makes one.

Benjamin Franklin

#15. Love is the only gold.

Alfred Tennyson