Top 32 Bruce Lansky Quotes

#1. When people leave, they always seem to scoop themselves out of you.

Jane Smiley

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#2. Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder.

Bruce Lansky

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#3. My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

Bruce Lansky

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#4. Despair makes us serve evil as much as good ...

Hadewijch

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#5. He jests at scars that never felt a wound.

Swami Vivekananda

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#6. But life is long. And it is the long run that balances the short flare of interest and passion.

Sylvia Plath

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#7. Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Bruce Lansky

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#8. But ... she didn't know him, did she? Marigold was suddenly struck by how badly she wanted to know him.

Stephanie Perkins

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#9. Just go with it', he thought. 'You won't figure out anything if you give in to fear'.

James Dashner

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#10. Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.

Bruce Lansky

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#11. The next thing most like living one's life over again seems to be a recollection of that life, and to make that recollection as durable as possible by putting it down in writing.

Benjamin Franklin

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#12. On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

Bruce Lansky

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#13. If you want to go to the ball, go.

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#14. The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.

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#15. You always nag the one you love

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#16. My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.

Bruce Lansky

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#17. When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'

Bruce Lansky

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#18. I can't possibly go to school today," Michelle pouted, "I have nothing to wear." Her

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#19. Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

Bruce Lansky

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#20. A Mac is a closed box, so Apple can make decisions about things that they don't include. That makes, it in some ways, simpler for them.

Robert Wise

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#21. We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

Bruce Lansky

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#22. No one is so brave that he is not disturbed by something unexpected.

Gaius Iulius Caesar

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#23. In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

Bruce Lansky

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#24. An all time favorite: The large print giveth, the small print taketh away.

Tom Waits

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#25. The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.

Bruce Lansky

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#26. One day Michelle

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#27. If you don't want to work for it, then why farm in the first place?

Michael Levatino

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#28. What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

Bruce Lansky

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#29. I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

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#30. Maybe even the smallest places mean something.

Jennifer Niven

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#31. I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

Bruce Lansky

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#32. I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

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