Broiled Quotes

#1. You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.

C.C. Hunter

#2. Doing the same thing in the same way year after year is like eating a quail a day for thirty days. Along toward the middle of the month a fellow begins to long for a broiled crow or a slice of cold dog.

George Horace Lorimer

#3. I want my room to smell just like this. Iggy inhaled deeply as the scents flame-broiled burgers and hot french fries wafted around us.
'it would be an improvement.' I agreed.

James Patterson

#4. I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.

Alan King

#5. Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff.

P.G. Wodehouse

#6. Molly was a helluva nice girl, but her fried eggs looked like broiled assholes.

Stephen King

#7. The time will come when this luscious golden tomato, rich in nutrition, a delight to the eye, a joy to the palate whether fried, baked, broiled or even eaten raw will form the foundation of a great garden industry.

Robert Johnson

#8. My eating is pretty consistent. I like Greek yogurt for breakfast. I eat two giant salads a day, a broiled meat or fish, and a dark green vegetable at every meal.

Veronica Webb

#9. In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added.

H.L. Mencken

#10. Art is not chaste. Those ill prepared should be allowed no contact with art. Art is dangerous. If it is chaste, it is not art.

Pablo Picasso

#11. Beauty by mistake'
the final phase in the history of beauty.

Milan Kundera

#12. An art which isn't based on feeling isn't an art at all.

Paul Cezanne

#13. There is nothing harder than being your own rock.

Michael Lee West

#14. Belief in form, but disbelief in content - that's what makes an aphorism charming.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#15. It's as if God gave you something-all those stories- and said, "Here you are. Try not to lose it." But children lose everything unless somebody is there to help them, and if your parents are too stupid to do it, maybe i ought to.

Stephen King

#16. And yet my life seemed to be just one big mass of people. I would never ask some people in for tea to fill up time. I just never would do it. Whenever I seemed to have a quiet hole, I would paint. That was what I would choose to do to fill up the time.

Myfanwy Pavelic

#17. Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.

Ambrose Bierce

#18. The proselytizing fanatic strengthens his own faith by converting others. The creed whose legitimacy is most easily challenged is likely to develop the strongest proselytizing impulse.

Eric Hoffer