British Telecom Quotes

#1. Damn and blast British Telecom, shouted Dirk, the words coming easily from force of habit.

Douglas Adams

#2. So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

Frank Carson

#3. For apprentices everywhere - no one told us that love was the hardest craft to master

Elif Shafak

#4. Make reading a guilty pleasure...

Missy Jane

#5. It takes sacrifice as well as talent.

Lionel Messi

#6. Only to be expected!' Elinor's voice almost cracked. Belligerent as a Bull Terrier, she marched up to him.

Cornelia Funke

#7. Everybody who knows me is like, 'Dude, you've got to chill out.' I can't not work, given where I want to be.

Columbus Short

#8. If I'm not for myself, who will be for me?
If not this way, how? If not now, when?

Primo Levi

#9. She was the sun and he was the earth waking from a thaw.

S. Jae-Jones

#10. Life is the power to perceive. Without perception there is no life, and what is most endemic to perception is power.

Frederick Lenz

#11. Crying is almost totally avoidable if you follow two simple rules:
1. Don't care too much.
2. Shut up.

John Green

#12. People say we can't do anything about the way the world is; they say it's set in stone. I say it looks like stone, but it's mostly paint and cardboard.

Katherine Rundell

#13. Progress cannot be generated when we are satisfied with existing situations.

Taiichi Ohno

#14. The experience of experience is untransmittable.

E.L. Doctorow

#15. My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating.

Ben Affleck