Brillo Pad Quotes

#1. My hair was so overprocessed that after it was shampooed, it was like a dry brillo pad. I'd almost say it was the texture of pubic hair, but pubic hair is softer and has more body.

Lonnice Brittenum Bonner

#2. The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.

Robert A. Heinlein

#3. We are optimists, until we are not.

Charles Darwin

#4. It is never wise to slip the bands of discipline.

Lew Wallace

#5. Physics, beware of metaphysics.

Isaac Newton

#6. Repression may begin as a means to an end, but it always ends up being an end unto itself

Garry Kasparov

#7. I have found men to be more kind than I expected, and less just.

Samuel Johnson

#8. 114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

Craig Ferguson

#9. How many years will you crawl through this castle, so satisfied and still wanting more?

Roger McGuinn

#10. The Great Arizona Desert is full of the bleaching bones of people who waited for me to start something.

Robert Benchley

#11. Soul-mated pairs are becoming an endangered species.

Stacey Jay