Bridwell Hereford Quotes

#1. I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

Craig Ferguson

#2. As the geometer intently seeks
to square the circle, but he cannot reach, through thought on thought, the principle he needs, so I searched that strange sight.

Dante Alighieri

#3. The reason the Romans built their great paved highways was because they had such inconvenient footwear.

Charles De Montesquieu

#4. An object only receives its true value from the one who cares the most about it.

Brianna J. Merrill

#5. The kangaroo has a double penis - one for week days and one for holidays.

Henry Miller

#6. I've probably understood men too well. I realise they are predatory by nature, and I have a certain acceptance of the male animal.

Jacqueline Bisset

#7. Be the Mick Jagger of the mailroom, the Warren Buffet of bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling.

Robin S

#8. I've come close to death more times than Elizabeth Taylor has said 'I do.'

Mireya Mayor

#9. My dad and all my family were into baseball. His brothers, my mom's brothers, my mom's father. Baseball was just always a part of our family.

Mark Teixeira