Brentford Quotes

#1. I have heard about your gifts myself, Miss Roth,' read the subtitle under Brentford's awkward mumble.

Jean-Christophe Valtat

#2. This isn't the time for bravado, Mr. Orsini,' he said.
Brentford couldn't help himself. 'No, it isn't,' he said. 'Perhaps you could come back later?

Jean-Christophe Valtat

#3. Brentford gave the polite smile of a man who talks daily with a living mechanical head about a city in the Arctic Circle governed by hermaphrodite Siamese twins born from a dead woman, and refrained from further comments about the probable and improbable.

Jean-Christophe Valtat

#4. There are no persons more solicitous about the preservation of rank than those who have no rank at all. Observe the humors of a country christening, and you will find no court in Christendom so ceremonious as the quality of Brentford.

William Shenstone

#5. It was joy, joy, happy joy.
Happy, happy joy.
A big fat smiley sun rose above the rooftops and beamed down its blessings onto the borough known as Brentford.

Robert Rankin

#6. The rain lashed down upon Brentford and Pope Alexander VI raised his massive arm and pointed towards Archroy and the young priest. 'You, I will make an example of,' he roared. 'You will know the exquisite agonies of lingering death.' Archroy thumbed his nose. 'Balls,' said he.

Robert Rankin

#7. The dedication of passwords was the new fellowship of marriage. To each other, couples had become furtive asterisks

Manu Joseph

#8. You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

Craig Ferguson

#9. As a rule of thumb, four consecutive lines of dialogue is about as much as you want to have without a tag.

Diana Gabaldon

#10. Some people spend their lives interested only in themselves.

Hayao Miyazaki

#11. It was clear to me, as I glanced back over my earlier life, that a loving Providence watched over me, that all was directed for me by a higher power.

Hans Christian Andersen

#12. Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house ...
- Shigure Sohma

Natsuki Takaya

#13. Cautious reticence is, in nine cases out of ten, cowardly betrayal. The best policy is never to be politic, but to proclaim every atom of the truth so far as God has taught it to you.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#14. People say home is where the heart is but my heart feels far from home i just feel like an outsider or someone who is a freak but i know one thing for certain love can make a family

Felisha Rush

#15. Patience, thought Milligan, that word was invented by dull buggers who couldn't think quick enough.

Spike Milligan