Brassiere Quotes

#1. He stepped forward, and as he did the left side of his coconut brassiere slipped down, revealing his left nipple. He shoved the coconut back into place. He didn't want to look unprofessional.

Dave Barry

#2. The best thing I ever did was figure out how to hide a pistol in my brassiere. The second best thing I ever did was let Thomas figure out how to find it, but that's a story for another day. - Alice Healy

Seanan McGuire

#3. The female covers her breasts, and then proceeds to redefine their shape with a brassiere. This sexual signaling device may be padded or inflatable, so that it not only reinstates the concealed shape, but also enlarges it, imitating in this way the breast swelling that occurs during sexual arousal.

Desmond Morris

#4. To speak of oneself means to lay bare one's own soul, expose it like a body to the sun. To lay bare one's own soul is not at all like taking off one's brassiere on a crowded beach!

Oriana Fallaci

#5. She ... grabbed her bra, clasping it and shoving her arms through.
"Ye harness your udders?" The man was insufferable.
"For your information, it's a bra - short for brassiere, something that wasn't invented until the twentieth century.

Amy Jarecki

#6. I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit

Ann Everett

#7. Do not imagine that Art is something which is designed to give gentle uplift and self-confidence . Art is not a brassiere. At least, not in the English sense. But do not forget that brassiere is the French word for life-jacket.

Julian Barnes

#8. Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere.

Jean Harlow

#9. I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.

Rosen Trevithick

#10. He said 'That! Put that in your purse! I don't like that!' when I took off my brassiere. It remained there, though, curled up on his wooden floor, curled awkwardly for a piece of clothing, not awkwardly if it had been something else perhaps, a creature.

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Diane Williams

#11. I be crazy too, little buddy, but at least when I be craziest, I be floating all alone in space and the crazy, she float out of me, she soak into the walls, and she don't come out till there be battles and little boys bump into the walls and squish out de crazy.

Orson Scott Card

#12. What's needed today, now, more than ever, is 'Star Peace' for there is an ominous, mutual threat to all science fiction. It's called 'Twilight'. And it is really, really bad,

George Takei

#13. So, I lived at the Beijing Opera, I ate there, I learned a craft. And the money we made went into the company.

John Lone

#14. I've missed you, Liss. It hurts not seeing you for all those years, but this? You being right here and me not being able to have you? Hurts so much more.

Leisa Rayven

#15. We met in court. I don't think we qualify as good decision makers.

Liz Reinhardt

#16. Compassion
that's the one thing no machine ever had. Maybe it's the one thing that keeps man ahead of them.

D.C. Fontana

#17. I learned to tune a guitar by ear. That method has served me pretty well.

Charley Pride

#18. People who practice Zen correctly are not spaced-out or unrealistic. They are balanced and grounded.

Frederick Lenz

#19. I overhaul myself for my roles. Sooner or later, I will get my due.

Randeep Hooda

#20. She'd passed sentence on God two years ago, and she fed her doubts of Him daily, taking care they didn't shrivel and die.

Karin Kaufman

#21. He who reflects on another man's want of breeding, shows he wants it as much himself

Plutarch

#22. When my expectations are exactly fulfilled, I feel that something uncanny has happened.

Mason Cooley