Brad Garrett Quotes

#1. My theory is, if you can do comedy and you can be in a scene with someone like Brad Garrett and hold your own, you've really got a future in this business.

Faith Ford

#2. Humor is healing.

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#3. I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

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#4. I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going.

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#5. I've had a few semi-toxic relationships, but it's not what I look for when I'm seeing someone.

Taylor Swift

#6. I have an English family and I've lived in England for years.

Daryl Hall

#7. But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.

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#8. We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.

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#9. 28And if God cares so wonderfully for flowers that are here today and thrown into the fire tomorrow, he will certainly care for you. Why do you have so little faith?

Anonymous

#10. I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

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#11. My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

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#12. I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have this group of writers, directors, and actors that just gel, and it seems to literally be happening more and more.

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#13. Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children.

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#14. The real crime of Hosni Mubarak is that he ruled for 30 years and left behind an Egypt where the Muslim Brotherhood is the single strongest player.

Elliott Abrams

#15. It's like whether you're in a huge movie or you've just recorded an incredible album you've got to do the next thing, and that's part of being an artist.

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#16. I think as any artist you always want to grow; you always want to get better.

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#17. Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great.

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#18. Broadway was without doubt the hardest I ever worked in my life and the highest highs I've ever had as an actor. The unadulterated fear was on a level that was hard to explain.

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#19. Sometimes I'm kind of spacey. I'm like Ferdinand the bull, sniffing the daisy, not aware of time, of what's going on in the real world.

Richard Gere

#20. I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

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#21. I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

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#22. It's fun to play people who are flawed.

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#23. There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

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#24. My father was a man who didn't consider himself learned. He was a man who liked to be a farmer. He enjoyed his dairy farm and felt the calling. So there was a dedication. I was dedicated as a child to the service of God, and so there was this continual centering of a greater purpose than your own.

Phil Jackson

#25. I saw that "success," "failure," "poverty", "riches," were price tags, money values of the market place which had mesmerized and sidetracked me for years.

Anzia Yezierska

#26. Cowards are cruel, but the brave love mercy and delight to save.

John Gay

#27. Love has no errors, for all errors are the want for love.

William Law

#28. I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure.

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#29. I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

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#30. I think we're part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. It doesn't punish, it doesn't reward, it doesn't judge at all. It just is.

George Carlin

#31. I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment.

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#32. You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

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#33. I've learned in my career, it is much better to be recognized for all the great things you do on the field.

Alex Rodriguez

#34. It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

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#35. Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's.

Perry Brass

#36. I am all about comfort and whatever comes along with comfort. I wear a lot of sweats. But I'm also very preppy naturally.

Yara Shahidi