Boxing Day Funny Quotes

#1. There is a danger one has to really be knowing much more because you can't be too narrow on science.

Ahmed H. Zewail

#2. Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Harry Truman

#3. What I really want to be is an actor.

Casey Kasem

#4. No English director would've cast me as an officer, I promise you. Not one.

Michael Caine

#5. Being a teen can be tough. Just try to surround yourself with really good friends that really have your back, and also be a really good friend to those who really care about you. If you're not sure about certain things, talk to your friends that you trust and your family.

Victoria Justice

#6. The best thing about my apartment is that it looks over Oscar de la Renta and all the shops.

Nina Garcia

#7. I love you now for what we've already shared, and I love you now in anticipation of all that's to come.

Nicholas Sparks

#8. True politics cannot take a single step without first paying homage to morals, and while politics itself is a difficult art, its combination with morals is no art at all; for morals cuts the Gordian knot which politics cannot solve as soon as the two are in conflict.

Immanuel Kant

#9. Vegans are always wrong, but damn pleased with themselves

Rasmussen

#10. Kochu Maria, the vinegar-hearted, short-tempered, midget cook, were

Arundhati Roy

#11. I love - oh God, I shouldn't say this - I'm really good at bringing orchids back from the dead.

Stephen Moyer

#12. I do remember the people who believed in me in the beginning. I'll never forget that.

Jana Kramer