Boussac Nakai Quotes

#1. Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

Tommy Lasorda

#2. Children leave ... and parents stay behind. Still, some things are deeper than time and distance. And your father will always be your father ... And he will always leave a light on for you.

Fred Savage

#3. I suddenly had a vision of my sperm swimming around and talking in Bruce Willis's voice like in Look Who's Talking. Come on! Swim faster! This little shit has no idea we escaped from the condom! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

Tara Sivec

#4. In fact, studies show that vegans tend to get more iron than meat eaters. Vitamin C from fruits and vegetables increases iron absorption. Meanwhile, dairy products reduce iron absorption significantly.

Sharon Gannon

#5. I never loved a man as far as I could pitch my shoe.

Joni Mitchell

#6. If someone messes with me, I'm going to mess with them.

Tom Sizemore

#7. We always try to interpret things in accordance with what we want and not as they are.

Paulo Coelho

#8. In Van Halen there were moments, like in some of the ballads, I put my heart and soul into those records. Those lyrics when I sang 'em, I gave myself goosebumps.

Sammy Hagar

#9. I waked that I judged it was after eight o'clock. I laid there in the grass and the cool shade thinking about things, and feeling rested and ruther comfortable and satisfied. I could see the sun out at one or two holes, but mostly it was big trees all about, and gloomy in

Mark Twain

#10. I would have given my life for you," she whispered, sadly.
"Live," said the monk.
"You shall be revenged," said the fox. "The onmyoji who did this to you will learn what it means to take something from a fox.

Neil Gaiman

#11. All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Chevy Chase