Borowitz Report Quotes

#1. I was brought up to look after my parents. My family were Polish Jews, and we lived with my grandmother, with uncles and aunts and cousins all around, and I thought everybody lived like that.

Anita Brookner

#2. There is no Christianity unless first there is repentance. And it is not just, "Well, I am guilty." It is not just a conviction. It is a conviction plus a desire to turn away from those things.

Brian Richardson

#3. We all come from women, and there's something extraordinary about the mothers who raised us.

Annie Lennox

#4. Superheroes are modern mythological characters, so you're going to make them look impossible. Even my Krypto The Superdog is the idealisation of the canine form.

Jim Lee

#5. Forgiveness is the noblest vengeance.

Henry George Bohn

#6. Take advantage of this beautiful, precious, God's gift of a day.

Suzanne Brockmann

#7. I saw a stony mask come upon her lined face as she slew the weak houswife she had been and gave birth to the warrior that is buried inside every woman's heart,one who is unleased when her children's lives are at stake.

Kamran Pasha

#8. Yes! is the thing that blows the whole structure apart.

U.G. Krishnamurti

#9. I'm not sure what God has in store for you but I do know one thing - it will be good. I've learned He doesn't skimp with those who have a heart for Him. After all, His Word says He honors those who honor Him.

Julie Lessman

#10. The weight is just a tool. Do you focus on the hammer or the nail? You better focus on the thing you're trying to hit.

Kai Greene

#11. It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal ... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.

Theophile Gautier