Boondocks Grandad Quotes

#1. Unseen hands delay The coming of what oft seems close in ken, And, contrary, the moment, when we say "'Twill never come!" comes on us even then.

Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton

#2. Actually Grandad Christmas is a pagan holiday and Jesus probably hates you for celebrating it.

Huey Freeman The Boondocks

#3. Nevada was hit hardest by the recession - highest unemployment, highest foreclosure rate, highest bankruptcy rate.

Brian Sandoval

#4. I'm not above acting like a seal every once in a while and waiting for the next fish, I just don't want to do it all the time.

Fred Thompson

#5. We're addicted to this concept of civilization - we can't imagine living outside of it because we've had it for 10,000 years, all of what we call history. But according to archaeologists, humanity has been on this planet for millions of years in indigenous form.

Serj Tankian

#6. The best advertising is done by satisfied customers.

Philip Kotler

#7. The nerds are running the world now.

Joe Piscopo

#8. We managed to write chapter one. Chapter two, we will have a child a parent can take home and raise as a cloned child.

Panayiotis Zavos

#9. Women are not the richer sex. Women are not equal in society.

Erica Jong

#10. Because they are children and for no other reason they have dignity and worth simply because they are ...

Barbara Coloroso

#11. The impression forces itself upon one that men measure by false standards, that everyone seeks power, success, riches for himself, and admires others who attain them, while undervaluing the truly precious thing in life.

Sigmund Freud