Bonus Checks Quotes

#1. Progress needs the brakeman, but the brakeman should not spend all his time putting on the brakes.

Elbert Hubbard

#2. At the beginning Scully was much more sceptical than she is now.

Gillian Anderson

#3. I have a very set routine. I work six days a week, but only half days. I work from 9 in the morning till 1 in the afternoon, without any interruptions, a fair slug.

Peter Mayle

#4. Life's too short to spend it trying to keep others happy. You can't please everyone. To fulfill your destiny, stay true to your heart.

Joel Osteen

#5. Never fly commercial. That's the moral of this story.

Guillermo Del Toro

#6. Because I work with so many people on the east coast, I get some work done before I get the kids up.

Marilu Henner

#7. And these are the same
type of people who kill
the innocent and
justify it by saying
"They've gone to be
with Jesus now"
But we won't talk
about how they
crucified Him, too

Phil Volatile

#8. Science requires a society because even people who are trying to be good thinkers love their own thoughts and theories - much of the debugging has to be done by others.

Alan Kay

#9. Vanity is not having facelifts if you're ugly. Those people who say: 'Oh, I'd never dream of having anything done!' That's rude. It's rude, to other people, to not try and look your best; to not try and stir things up, to not reinvent ... or just invent ... it's one's duty to not get stuffy.

Nicholas Haslam

#10. How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step on the f***ing gas, man! They're on foot, you're in a truck - I think I see a way out of this.

Bill Hicks