Bondoso Humorista Quotes

#1. A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

Michael Showalter

#2. I have no desire to prove anything by dancing ... I just dance.

Fred Astaire

#3. Sometimes it's the harder relationships, the complicated ones you have to fight and claw for that have staying power. May give you gray hair and bruises,but,you know.

Sharla Lovelace

#4. Your kindness is your weakness, you appreciate their mistakes.

M.F. Moonzajer

#5. I am an average mother in almost every way, so yes, much to my regret, I do yell at my children.

Kelly Corrigan

#6. A properly functioning democracy depends on an informed electorate.

Thomas Jefferson

#7. I should like, if I could, to leave a humble gift
a bit of chaste prose that had caught up some noble moods.

Max Ehrmann

#8. People never realize how much work impacts there self esteem and sense of purpose until they leave a job.

Rob Payne

#9. Were we more careful to obey the part of the word of wisdom that deals with the "do's" it might be easier to obey the "don'ts"

John Andreas Widtsoe

#10. There is nothing I would change - to change it I would have had to write a totally different book.

Asne Seierstad

#11. Dern, I hate cooking with shit.
Augustus McCrae to Lorena Wood

Larry McMurtry

#12. When you do something well, this is the best job in the world.

David Thewlis

#13. Jill showed friend Kay the cute white mice.
They liked to run races for cheese.
Mice were lots of fun to play with.
Jill said, "Take Poopsie, the male one, please!

Melinda K. Trotter