Bon Appetit Funny Quotes

#1. Every time there's elections, we hand out cash. Usually to both sides, but this time the government is going to win for sure. The opposition is in a total mess. So we just have to pay off the government, which is good for us.

Aravind Adiga

#2. Isn't man but a blossom taken by the wind, and only the mountains and the sea and the stars and this Land of the Gods real and everlasting?

James Clavell

#3. I'm Lila, and yes, he's crazy. But you must have noticed that before now. He was crazy back when I knew him, and he's obviously gotten crazier over
time.

Holly Black

#4. Names are not always what they seem.

Mark Twain

#5. In His infinite mercy, Allah has
sent the light of Ramadan to erase the night. He has sent the month of the Qur'an so that He might
elevate us and bring us from our isolation to His nearness.

Yasmin Mogahed

#6. It is my experience that no one, in the course of conversation, can fail to give themselves away sooner or later. Everyone has an irresistible urge to talk about themselves.

Agatha Christie

#7. The hardest part of directing is the choosing. Unlike an actor who can do a variety of work, it is a year of your life, you can't afford to get it wrong.

Tom Hooper

#8. But sometimes to keep Evil from getting in, you have to let Good out.

Soman Chainani

#9. The temple endowment was given by revelation. Thus, it is best understood by revelation, prayerfully sought with a sincere heart.

Russell M. Nelson

#10. A guy wants a classy girl who is smart and has goals - someone that he wouldn't be afraid to bring home to his parents.

Victoria Justice

#11. Diet Fizz as a chaser," Nikolai says, "or a Fizz Life.

Krista Ritchie

#12. Rest is highly overrated," she said as she rained tiny kisses all over his throat and chest.

Samantha Chase

#13. There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet.

Robert Jordan