Bom Humor Quotes

#1. I simply get up in the morning and go to work, and I read at night. Like Abe Lincoln. - Saul Bellow

Mason Currey

#2. Her power with him was gone for ever.

Jane Austen

#3. I definitely want to act and I want to sing. If those two fall through, I want to become a writer, probably, like a songwriter for other people, or a novel writer. I write a lot, and I read a lot. I like reading fiction.

Cassie Steele

#4. He that is drunken * * * Is outlawed by himself; all kind of ill Did with his liquor slide into his veins.

George Herbert

#5. But this is something you have to figure out on your own. Nobody can help you. That's what love's all about, Kafka. You're the one having those wonderful feelings. but you have to go it alone as you wander through the dark. Your mind and body have to bear it. All by yourself.

Haruki Murakami

#6. An' C is for claymore . . . and crivens, I'll gi'e ye sich a guid kickin' if'n you stick that sword intae me one muir time," shouted the third, turning and hurling himself at one of his brothers.

Terry Pratchett

#7. Be careful not to trip over the ottoman.

Dick Van Dyke

#8. Only a Christian culture could have produced a Voltaire or a Nietzsche. I do not believe that the culture of Europe could survive the complete disappearance of the Christian Faith.

Norman Davies

#9. The things you can't do will always outnumber the things you can do, and it doesn't matter. The secret of life is this, as the Actress said to the Bishop, 'Find your thing, and get on with it!

Anthony Chapman

#10. Every silence says something: the silence between words, between notes in music and between people.

Nathalie Abi-Ezzi

#11. Mysticism is in fact the only criticism people cannot level against my theory.

Albert Einstein

#12. This is what happens when nice people are pushed too far. We give too many chances, and so when we've finally had enough, we are well and truly done. When a nice person shuts a door on you, it's shut for good.

Deb Caletti

#13. My parents believed in exposing each of their children to an abundance of varied activities in the hope they would find something they loved. They each had found a passion - Dad with his music and Mom with her horses - so it was natural for them to encourage experimentation.

Dorothy Hamill

#14. I am forever engaged in a silent battle in my head over whether or not to lift the fork to my mouth, and when I talk myself into doing so, I taste only shame. I have an eating disorder.

Jena Morrow