Boilerplate Language Quotes

#1. Let's have some boilerplate language that accurately describes the candidate that we're talking about. If readers are unfamiliar, here are the descriptions of his behavior and here are the links to that behavior that is described.

Ryan Grim

#2. People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Kevin Hearne

#3. I'm prone to getting dark circles under my eyes when I'm tired, so I l use cover-up and instantly feel more confident.

Bridgit Mendler

#4. Hooray!' he cried, jumping up on seeing them, 'this is splendid!

Kenneth Grahame

#5. Government is only a necessary evil, like other go-carts and crutches. Our need of it shows exactly how far we are still children. All governing overmuch kills the self-help and energy of the governed.

Wendell Phillips

#6. There are a lot of people who will give money or materials, but very few who will give time and affection.

Daniel Keyes

#7. My first customer was a lunatic. My second had a death wish.

Karl Benz

#8. white or black. rich or poor. if you ever had your heart broken you have right to sing the blues

Big Mama Thornton

#9. No one knows me here. No one knows that they're supposed to feel sorry for
me.

Sarah Ockler

#10. When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

Vance Law