Bogaerts Contract Quotes

#1. When I was kid, I remember playing 'Vogue' by Madonna over and over and over again. And ah, you know, something about the beat was really cool, and Madonna, visually, was on TV all the time and I thought she was just so beautiful.

Adam Lambert

#2. I groped you like a blind whore in a braille factory, okay?! And then I shoved your hand down my pants, and rode it all the way to Happy Town!

Nicole Christie

#3. I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Carrot Top

#4. I found myself wondering, what would it be like to have a strange woman living in your home, nursing your child? My resulting research into the private lives of women in the 18th and 19th centuries inspired me and provided the backbone for [Lady of Milkweed Manor] novel.

Julie Klassen

#5. I, too, eat steamed human-blood buns.

Xiaobo Liu

#6. Eleanor Roosevelt doesn't ever do anything that is going to hurt her husband. She tries things out on him. She gets permission to do things. The amazing thing, I think, historically, is that he says, "Go do it. If you can make this happen, I'll follow you."

Blanche Wiesen Cook

#7. I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special.

Jeff Ross

#8. Bankruptcy is like losing your virginity. It doesn't hurt the next time.

Clarissa Dickson Wright

#9. crust. It's strange, this story of mine. A tale that starts somewhere in chapter twenty and ends who knows where.

Charlie N. Holmberg

#10. I have sat here at my desk, day after day, night after night, a blank sheet of paper before me, unable to lift my pen, trembling and weeping too.

Susan Hill

#11. Sunshine, it's the Celt wanting a little reassurance that I haven't eaten you or anything. (Vane)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#12. All top international athletes wake up in the morning feeling tired and go to bed feeling very tired.

Brendan Foster